SAM

Short Asian Man

Look at that SAM, hes so fucking short.

by mr. owens July 31, 2015

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A complete grot bag that can relate any conversation to sex and always has the dirtiest stories to tell. Someone you would have a great deal of fun with. The dirtiest mind of them all.

God you're a total Sam.
Man that girl looks like a Sam.

by RjfWells January 25, 2012

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If only he could see the girl of his dreams is near him right now. She loves him with all her heart. If only that sam loved her back.

Sam. The guy every guy wants to be, and the guy every girl wants.

by ilovesamx October 4, 2011

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A man who has a disturbing urge to commit an alabama baby bird.

Hannah was shocked when Sam decided to feed her with a sloppy alabama baby bird.

by ComputerScienceBanter November 12, 2014

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A female usually identified by Cookie Monster pajamas in public. She usually wears Timberland's with no laces. Halloween is her favorite time of year and crack is her drug of choose.

See that bitch shooting up in the corner. Yeah I bet her name is Sam.

by Bensterf111 December 6, 2018

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