Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest

To take unfair advantage, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: I can purchase the equipment you’re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021

fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest

To take unfair advantage of someone, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.

Bob: We can purchase the equipment at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t try to fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!

by Worthy_sojourner September 4, 2021

Priest

The act of molesting unsuspecting children in a religious setting, beholden to zero accountability.

Little Jimmy got priested during his time as an altar boy. He now needs therapy as an adult.

by Yourneighborscousinsdog May 24, 2025

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by High Priest Siah November 4, 2022

priest-pull

Post mass exit ritual where as you are in the line to greet the Priest who then will shake your hand whilst pulling you down the line away from him simultaneously as not exchange lengthy BS "hellos" and "how are you's".

Father McGillan totally priest-pulled my mother as she was saying hello and trying to thank him for his service. He pulled her down the line away from him and was engaging 2 people behind her already.

by cheeky sunshine August 17, 2017

moldy priest

When a Catholic priest has to resort to having sex with a legal age adult

I couldn't find any of the choir boys, so I had to do a quick Moldy Priest

by Asstroman June 19, 2016

priest

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Priest is a beast in Football. That guy is a stud.

by Joyandpain November 21, 2021