massive ass

a girl that has such a big ass that her butt cheeks look like two massive muffins and you just want to eat them off.
Boy: Wow! That girl has such a massive ass.
by bemysenpaioriwilleaturface October 26, 2020
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massive turd

A massive turd is used to describe someone who is a downer. Someone who is a killjoy. When you want to go out for fun and a friend says they don't feel like it, that friend can be called a massive turd because he or she is being a downer.
Hey stephanie don't be such a massive turd, lets go skiing.
by hallgrd February 10, 2008
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massive attack

Toy like people: "What the hell's a massive attack?"
Boy like people: "Aw mon, it's da white mon's music mon, with da black man groove.. mon.."
by who? August 18, 2004
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massive sex

Usually in the first year of university, this form of sex goes beyond boundaries of medium Sex. May be tamed with extra long broom, however do not approach! HIGLY DANGEROUS AND CAN CAUSE SERIOUS INJURY!
Kalim: Where is the Broom? The people in the room above me are having such massive sex that it's rocking the light bulb.
by Av1massive October 06, 2013
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massive nerd

Usually called Robert and rides a bmw motorbike, with separate, notarized, containers for belongings. Excellent in bed tho
Robert is such a massive nerd, but he definitely does his job well”
by Blimmi August 07, 2023
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massive pile

A term used to describe a car, or most often so called "luxury" cars that are not truly a luxury car ie. Lexus. They are often driven by low level businessmen who were cheap suits, but want people to think that they are a big shot.
Jim: Did you see that accountant???
Tom: Ya!! He was in that massive pile!
by abcdegf February 06, 2010
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massively egodouchical

Possessing massive quantities of douche-baggery due primarily to excessive egotism.
After listening to Frank's latest rant we all decided that his behavior was massively egodouchical.
by Peregrinator November 12, 2009
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