someone with a dead personality . talking to this person is like talking to a brick wall however the wall would probably be more interesting <3
“how did your date go with *name*”
“it went alright , he was a bit of a wet lettuce tho , the convo was drier than my dads holiday flip flops ”
“it went alright , he was a bit of a wet lettuce tho , the convo was drier than my dads holiday flip flops ”
by thatdictionaryhoe August 13, 2021
One of the most well-known CBer along with his other companions army: Pandemon, b a n n 3-d d ...
Uses good grammar and has a way with words.
Uses good grammar and has a way with words.
by stay_anonymous September 07, 2009
The bushy overgrowth of hair on the neckline, typically indicating it's time for a haircut. A distant relative of the Kentucky Waterfall or the Mississippi Mudflap.
by Greg Hendricks September 07, 2007
Someone who enjoys eating the strangest things, e.g. lettuce, as a snack and/or meal. They tend to be homosexuals.
Wow, that man is having buttsex and eating a bowl of stuffing for a midnight snack. What a lettuce eater.
by notgaytotallystraight July 16, 2014
by taylor chode mister March 22, 2005
That person is Lettuce Kefka
by *NOT* lettuce Kefka March 25, 2004
Lettuce often discarded as a by-product of shrimp cocktail. A way to make fun of a friend by saying they’re useless.
by TheWaffleSauce December 25, 2018