wet lettuce

someone with a dead personality . talking to this person is like talking to a brick wall however the wall would probably be more interesting <3
“how did your date go with *name*”
“it went alright , he was a bit of a wet lettuce tho , the convo was drier than my dads holiday flip flops
by thatdictionaryhoe August 13, 2021
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Lettuce Prey

One of the most well-known CBer along with his other companions army: Pandemon, b a n n 3-d d ...
Uses good grammar and has a way with words.
CBer1: What do vegetables say at church? Lettuce Prey! :DD
CBer2: :|
by stay_anonymous September 07, 2009
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neck lettuce

The bushy overgrowth of hair on the neckline, typically indicating it's time for a haircut. A distant relative of the Kentucky Waterfall or the Mississippi Mudflap.
It's been 8 weeks since my last haircut; my neck lettuce is ripe!
by Greg Hendricks September 07, 2007
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Lettuce Eater

Someone who enjoys eating the strangest things, e.g. lettuce, as a snack and/or meal. They tend to be homosexuals.
Wow, that man is having buttsex and eating a bowl of stuffing for a midnight snack. What a lettuce eater.
by notgaytotallystraight July 16, 2014
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damp lettuce

after sex when your pussy still has lubricant in it
My damp lettuce is drying fast.
by taylor chode mister March 22, 2005
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Lettuce Kefka

Someone that is God like.
That person is Lettuce Kefka
by *NOT* lettuce Kefka March 25, 2004
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shrimp lettuce

Lettuce often discarded as a by-product of shrimp cocktail. A way to make fun of a friend by saying they’re useless.
Kim, you’re shrimp lettuce, nobody cares what you have to say.
by TheWaffleSauce December 25, 2018
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