Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Goku... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around my rim, and that gorgeous kamehameha. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the field, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Namek and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in the World Tournament, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Son Goku.☺️♥️🫶🏻
by GoatkuSolos April 6, 2024
Get the Gokumug. by NaKmAk January 26, 2021
Get the Goku drip mememug. 
When your significant other surprises you by going straight for a mouthful of balls. Then they drag them back as far as they can. Then they release and summon Shenron since they found the dragon balls.
by Nimdawg October 18, 2025
Get the Gokuingmug. by DBZ FAN33334 January 15, 2022
Get the Gokumug. A phrase used to acknowledge someone’s strength since Goku only fights “strong” opponents.
This can be applied in at situation, but best used comically against people who overcame hardships such as a form of cancer or other very detrimental circumstance.
The idea stems that the person WOULD beat Goku because they were able to overcome that obstacle.
2nd usage: invalid power scaling arguments when anyone completesd any feat saying Goku is stronger.
This can be applied in at situation, but best used comically against people who overcame hardships such as a form of cancer or other very detrimental circumstance.
The idea stems that the person WOULD beat Goku because they were able to overcome that obstacle.
2nd usage: invalid power scaling arguments when anyone completesd any feat saying Goku is stronger.
“My son beat just beat cancer today! He’s so happy and is always smiling and pushing through”
“Wow! He sounds strong! Can he beat Goku tho(ugh)?”
2nd usage:
“Saitama just exploded Jupiter by simply farting! It’s weird but he must be strong!”
“ Can he beat Goku tho ?”
“Wow! He sounds strong! Can he beat Goku tho(ugh)?”
2nd usage:
“Saitama just exploded Jupiter by simply farting! It’s weird but he must be strong!”
“ Can he beat Goku tho ?”
by Code name Kakarot April 15, 2024
Get the Can he beat Goku thomug.