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“Careful, girl — you’re catching feelings, and he’s catching flights. Classic Chad Dexter behavior.”
“He said he wasn’t looking for anything serious, but somehow he’s here every night eating my snacks — the man’s pure Chad Dexter energy.”
A Chad Dexter :
That dude who treats your heart like a group project he never planned to finish, then leaves a noticeable trail of attention, affection, and mixed signals wherever he goes — usually circling one specific target
He loves to hang around, stay by your side like he means it, and paint every emotional surface of your life like it’s an art attack. He flirts just enough to keep you hooked, reeled in, and sunk — all while pretending he’s not interested. Then, without warning, he vanishes for a night or two, perfecting his Houdini act, only to text out of the blue like everything’s fine — as if it was just a blink, not a blank. No guilt, no explanation, no remorse.
“Careful, girl — you’re catching feelings, and he’s catching flights. Classic Chad Dexter behavior.”
“He said he wasn’t looking for anything serious, but somehow he’s here every night eating my snacks — the man’s pure Chad Dexter energy.”
A Chad Dexter :
That dude who treats your heart like a group project he never planned to finish, then leaves a noticeable trail of attention, affection, and mixed signals wherever he goes — usually circling one specific target
He loves to hang around, stay by your side like he means it, and paint every emotional surface of your life like it’s an art attack. He flirts just enough to keep you hooked, reeled in, and sunk — all while pretending he’s not interested. Then, without warning, he vanishes for a night or two, perfecting his Houdini act, only to text out of the blue like everything’s fine — as if it was just a blink, not a blank. No guilt, no explanation, no remorse.
A Chad Dexter is a guy who gives you mixed signals.
“He spent three days straight at my place, then disappeared for 48 hours and texted ‘what you saying’ — total Chad Dexter move
“He spent three days straight at my place, then disappeared for 48 hours and texted ‘what you saying’ — total Chad Dexter move
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“Careful, girl — you’re catching feelings, and he’s catching flights. Classic Chad Dexter behavior.”
“He said he wasn’t looking for anything serious, but somehow he’s here every night eating my snacks — the man’s pure Chad Dexter energy.”
A Chad Dexter :
That dude who treats your heart like a group project he never planned to finish, then leaves a noticeable trail of attention, affection, and mixed signals wherever he goes — usually circling one specific target
He loves to hang around, stay by your side like he means it, and paint every emotional surface of your life like it’s an art attack. He flirts just enough to keep you hooked, reeled in, and sunk — all while pretending he’s not interested. Then, without warning, he vanishes for a night or two, perfecting his Houdini act, only to text out of the blue like everything’s fine — as if it was just a blink, not a blank. No guilt, no explanation, no remorse.
“Careful, girl — you’re catching feelings, and he’s catching flights. Classic Chad Dexter behavior.”
“He said he wasn’t looking for anything serious, but somehow he’s here every night eating my snacks — the man’s pure Chad Dexter energy.”
A Chad Dexter :
That dude who treats your heart like a group project he never planned to finish, then leaves a noticeable trail of attention, affection, and mixed signals wherever he goes — usually circling one specific target
He loves to hang around, stay by your side like he means it, and paint every emotional surface of your life like it’s an art attack. He flirts just enough to keep you hooked, reeled in, and sunk — all while pretending he’s not interested. Then, without warning, he vanishes for a night or two, perfecting his Houdini act, only to text out of the blue like everything’s fine — as if it was just a blink, not a blank. No guilt, no explanation, no remorse.
A Chad Dexter is a guy who gives you mixed signals.
“He spent three days straight at my place, then disappeared for 48 hours and texted ‘what you saying’ — total Chad Dexter move
“He spent three days straight at my place, then disappeared for 48 hours and texted ‘what you saying’ — total Chad Dexter move
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Get the A Chad Dexter mug.A discord Dexter is an anti infidelity reddit troll. He lurks in the shadows looking for cheaters and ex cheaters to troll.
Dexter's target is marital discord and he may even open up a discord chat to plot the down fall of his victims.
Discord Dexters were probably cheated on at some point and have a vendetta to pay on anyone who dares talk about their personal life on reddit. Dexter is not opposed to stalking his targets both on and off reddit.
Discord Dexter considers himself a public servant and a hero.
Dexter's target is marital discord and he may even open up a discord chat to plot the down fall of his victims.
Discord Dexters were probably cheated on at some point and have a vendetta to pay on anyone who dares talk about their personal life on reddit. Dexter is not opposed to stalking his targets both on and off reddit.
Discord Dexter considers himself a public servant and a hero.
"Dave, don't be a Discord Dexter"
"I was divorced sixteen years ago, Discord Dexter, I only logged in to reddit for a Salmon recipe!"
"I didn't cheat on her, Discord Dexter, we broke up..you don't even know us!"
"I was divorced sixteen years ago, Discord Dexter, I only logged in to reddit for a Salmon recipe!"
"I didn't cheat on her, Discord Dexter, we broke up..you don't even know us!"
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Get the 《¤》Dexter《¤》Mandrake《¤》Dexter《¤》 mug.The name of a pharmacist who is low key a murderer and hides behind his credentials and finds his victims based on the medications they receive.
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