Cranberry Suprise

Sticking nails in someone's eyeballs while performing castration in the middle of a church

If you don't shut the fuck up you idiotic retarded old ass piece of shit I'm gonna give you a Cranberry Suprise

by IhaveHIV January 1, 2021

cranberry juice

When you start seeing the same celebrity in everything and you're wishing for content without them for a change. Much like trying to buy juice from the grocery store without cranberry mixed in.

Wait, you're telling me there's going to be a new sitcom with Tina Fey and Snoop Dogg? Think I'll pass. I'm not thirsty for that cranberry juice.

by ectofunky- November 15, 2024

Cranberry Jerry

One who’s giving the utmost praise for superior sauce

Yall gonna have to start calling me Cranberry Jerry from now on

by Craig White November 30, 2024

Cranberry Jerry

One who is seen as having reached the ultimate level of sauce and or displaying signs of undeniable rizz or charisma .

Ya'll gonna have to start calling me Cranberry Jerry at this point

by Woodside Wayne December 1, 2024

Sprite cranberry spice

It tastes like a Juan’s cock on a Tuesday

This sprite cranberry spice tastes like Juan’s cock on a Tuesday

by Hello my guy October 19, 2019

Cranberry Lemonade

When given a golden shower by a girl on her period.

I went home with this baddy from the club for some freaky time. I asked for a golden shower and didn’t realize she was on her period. I got the cranberry lemonade treatment boiiii!

by Limabravo007 June 18, 2025

Cranberry Pie Cramming

You shove cranberrys into a girl's pussy until you can't fit anymore when shes on her period (for the extra sauce) and then add your homemade whipped cream (your delicious creamy semen) and it eat it out like its cranberry pie.

"Ts (this) cranberry pie cramming method works so well for my pies..."

by seachips January 24, 2025