freaking cranberry

Someone who is so juicy that that are just such a freaking cranberry.

OMG! Why you gotta be such a freaking cranberry?

by uncle barisax December 22, 2016

Cranberry Dragon

Def: A sexual act involving painful anal sex that usually ends with blood leaking from the anus of the penetrated partner.

"Last night I gave my girl a Cranberry Dragon and she's still not walking right today."

by ELRooo February 5, 2010

Cranberry Nutbread

When a girl with a yeast infection is also on her period.

Lisa is a mess right now dude…she be baking cranberry nutbread in them panties!

by Whosthematter? June 3, 2022

Yanking my cranberries

When your grandma reaches for the cranberries but misses and grabs your cock and balls

Woah grandma why you yanking my cranberries

by Shalalallala December 1, 2020

Cranberry Sheets

Sexual act involving cranberry juice on a bed

ayo...be careful don't spill that drank before this turns into cranberry sheets

by LovewiththeCoca April 10, 2015

Cranberry blast

When a girl has her period and cums all over your dick

have you ever had a cranberry blast? It's tasty

by Tjsanallover October 7, 2017

cranberry juice

When you start seeing the same celebrity in everything and you're wishing for content without them for a change. Much like trying to buy juice from the grocery store without cranberry mixed in.

Wait, you're telling me there's going to be a new sitcom with Tina Fey and Snoop Dogg? Think I'll pass. I'm not thirsty for that cranberry juice.

by ectofunky- November 15, 2024