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brandon

WOWZA brandon you cool cucumber
by acoolguybetterthenyou June 18, 2018
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Brandon

Brandon is a ft6.2 dude that had one of the worst childhood I have heard he was in Foster care form the age of 7-14 and was abused many different ways his

Biological Dad died when he was 2 and when he got adopted his Foster dad died before the adoption so he never got to have a dad he is average in look's pretty buff and really serious when he is not laughing at jokes or smiling all so pretty intimidating but a nice guy when you get to now him a good friend all so very protective over the people he loves and cares about he is a player but does not mess with Thots if you meet a Brandon try to get to know him
That Brandon is a player
by Thatkid990 February 6, 2019
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Brandoned

When one of your friends start dating the girl you like.
Yo Todd brandoned me and started dating Jessica
by SeñorPancakes July 25, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is a person who gets no bitches what so ever
by Brandon (no bitches) November 20, 2021
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Brandon

Every time I whip, you nae-nae.
Brandon says: "Every time I whip, you nae-nae
by Captain Bill McAwesome III November 1, 2019
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Brandonism

A religion created to follow a variety of gods. Brandon is the term used to define a god-like figure and an almighty being.
In following Brandonism, you are sharing the beliefs that there is an almighty god and that you yourself will earn the right to become a god once you have reached self control, integrity and wisdom. Once you have reached these virtues, a wisdom beard shall be necessary in completing the process, and claiming your right as a member of Brandonism.
"I follow Brandonism as I helped save a boy from drowning today. I also learnt how to keep calm and I travelled to Japan to learn the ways of the wise. I have now grown my beard and now am apart of Brandonism."
by Scalman October 23, 2011
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Brandon

He is a really good friend, he is athletic, he is smart
Brandon is not a ricky
by Nativeboi12 October 30, 2019
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