A movie that is dijointed in plot, contains various unrelated flashbacks, shots of empty fields and or buildings for no apparent reason and an unbrupt or otherwise unsatisfying ending. In other words all of the qualities that make French films, French films.
Guy one: Did you see that movie Tinker Tailor, Solider, spy?
Guy two: Yeah
Guy one: I was thiking of going to see it, how was it?
Guy two: It was almost French.
Guy two: Yeah
Guy one: I was thiking of going to see it, how was it?
Guy two: It was almost French.
by Angus12 April 11, 2012
Get the Almost Frenchmug. almost is the saddest word in the English language.
because he was almost in love with me. I was almost good enough. she almost survived. he almost cared about me. we almost made it.
because he was almost in love with me. I was almost good enough. she almost survived. he almost cared about me. we almost made it.
he almost loved me
by a other shy sad girl January 1, 2020
Get the almostmug. something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself
by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022
Get the I almost said bless youmug. They have a special way of dealing with you and you're sure they will always be there for you. They are your support and you can count on them . When troubled times face you, you feel secure because you have them.
But like, you're not in love or anything...
But like, you're not in love or anything...
"pheebs, you're my almost-everything."
by yinyang4 January 22, 2020
Get the almost-everythingmug. by Almost lover July 8, 2016
Get the almost virginmug. A woman who's almost married. maybe even had a few kids by the guy she wanted to marry....but never married.
by harryjohnson79635 August 7, 2023
Get the Almost Hadhimmug. A devils three-way, where you touch one boob (which may or may not be the bigger one) and she leaves with the other guy.
by Zapper619 September 3, 2022
Get the Almost Threesomemug.