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I almost said bless you

something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself
person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you
by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022
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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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Almost Threesome

A devils three-way, where you touch one boob (which may or may not be the bigger one) and she leaves with the other guy.
I know we had an almost threesome but you are very chota for me
by Zapper619 September 3, 2022
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almost virgin

When someone states they're a virgin but they're really not
Stacy: I'm a almost virgin

Yaban: I mean that wall was pretty wide
by Almost lover July 8, 2016
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almost

almost is the saddest word in the English language.

because he was almost in love with me. I was almost good enough. she almost survived. he almost cared about me. we almost made it.
he almost loved me
by a other shy sad girl January 1, 2020
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tits were almost in my face

If you know you know it’s the classic saying
Dude her tits were almost in my face
by RonJon69420 April 7, 2021
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