I almost said bless you

something you say when somebody coughs or burps and you go to say "bless you" but then realize what you're about to do and stop yourself

person a: *coughs*
person b: bl- haha I almost said bless you

by charlie_draws_cats August 30, 2022

<.7.9.7.6.>It Almost Became Unfortunate<.7.9.7.6>

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Almost Threesome

A devils three-way, where you touch one boob (which may or may not be the bigger one) and she leaves with the other guy.

I know we had an almost threesome but you are very chota for me

by Zapper619 September 3, 2022

almost virgin

When someone states they're a virgin but they're really not

Stacy: I'm a almost virgin

Yaban: I mean that wall was pretty wide

by Almost lover July 8, 2016

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025

almost

almost is the saddest word in the English language.

because he was almost in love with me. I was almost good enough. she almost survived. he almost cared about me. we almost made it.

he almost loved me

by a other shy sad girl January 1, 2020

tits were almost in my face

If you know you know it’s the classic saying

Dude her tits were almost in my face

by RonJon69420 April 7, 2021