chaotic agent

A person who creates havoc
"Lets go throw water bombs at old ladies! I am a chaotic agent"
by wootfox September 08, 2006
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Agent 5

Someone who goes out of their way to hunt you down in-game because they like the thrill of the hunt.
Person 1: "Yo you wanna play some Turf Wars in Splatoon 2 now?"
Person 2: "Nah fam, Agent 5's on and he gonna clap me hard with his Dynamo."
Person 1: "Yeah, Nah. I don't wanna play against a hunter"
by ExploitedDragon April 17, 2020
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Agent Watson

The biggest piece of shit who has ever lived. A subhuman scum with the most condescending and rude tone in history. Just seeing or hearing her is enough to send any sane man into a fit of murderous or deadly rage.
Agent Watson is a piece of shit.
by IHateAgentWatson October 25, 2018
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Agent York

A hacker with a heart of gold.
He's such an agent York!
by Near Endoh September 18, 2016
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Agent Black

Code name used for your secret, unstoppable hitman when you're being threatened or annoyed by someone you don't like.
Guy1: Hey man.. Sorry your girlfriend cheated on you.

Guy2: It's okay.. I called in Agent Black to take care of them both.

Guy1: That's terrible.
by Yadi-kinzz July 03, 2012
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Double Agent

When a friend of yours likes one of your family members, and you don't know if they are coming over to hang out with you, or see them.
Kaleb likes my sister, he is such a double agent.
by 7.2.6 October 05, 2015
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Agent Ed

A bozo who plays Splatoon and likes the Jaw titian.
Person: Are you like Agent Ed
Person 2: No I don't play Splatoon
by Birthday Agent Blam April 07, 2022
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