Texas

1. As urban slang, it's used mostly to describe someone who brags about stuff that doesn't quite deserve to be bragged about.

2. A state in the south that has a rivalry with Oklahoma. If you ask me, they're both pretty shitty states.

1. Dude, Max is so Texas. He's bragging about his redneck NASCAR visor.

2. "How do you get to school, Cletus?"
"I ride my cow."
"Pff...I bet people in Oklahoma don't even know how to ride cows."

by Mike Bonano December 22, 2004

Texas

Texas is it's own country

Texas, America, and Canada are three different countries

by CharlyChu October 28, 2018

TEXAS

The greatest country on earth.

Often misspelled as "Texas".

The worst part about driving to TEXAS is that you often go through Oklahoma to get there.

by gitargy May 8, 2019

Texas

Don't mess with it.

Don't mess with Texas.

by nxt2yoshi October 17, 2011

Texas

Cowboy hat loving hicks; that worship guns and trucks.

You know what I saw in Texas the other day, A TRUCK AND SOME GUNS.

by awesome dude333 October 25, 2016

Texas

The Lone Star state. Like a cross between Pluto and New York:
-A great place that everyone admires...
-...but you wouldn't want to live there...
-...unless you were born there.

New York is what happens when you try to compress Texas into an area the size of a city.

The entry signs on the highways all read: "Professional lunatics beyond this point only."

by Kyo Kusanagi July 8, 2003

Texas

Home of steers and queers

You're from Texas ay? Sorry to here that son...

by Niggy Smalls June 9, 2012