Testicular Platform

Use of the testicles to change the trajectory of a mans stream whilst relieving himself in the outdoors. (males only)

Guy 1: Hey man, don't sit that close to me. You just pissed and I don't need your piss mist anywhere near me.

Guy 2: Don't worry, I used my testicular platform to launch my stream to a safe distance.

by Copete389 June 4, 2011

Texticular Cancer

A term used to describe a person who texts an excessively.

Shaniquah: Hey Tyrone, hang on a sec I need to text my girlfriend.

Tyrone: Gurl, u got Texticular Cancer.

by Big Burnzy March 2, 2010

testicularse

barse, scranus, tarse, testiculanus, seams of life

related: larse

I thought of another word for barse today, can you guess what it is?
Testicularse.

by Crazy Mikey Gray October 20, 2003

Testicular Epilepsy

Occurs when your testicular region, or ballsack, suddenly has an uncontrollable epileptic seizure. This form of epilepsy is more common in males...

Kaitlyn: "What the hell is going on in that guy's pants?!"
Randall: "Oh, that's just Testicular Epilepsy."

by Reptar9000 September 18, 2010

testicularcancerinthebrain

the other day I died

You fucklucky penislicker.

by fuh? October 14, 2003

Testiculate

"To bust someones balls." Giving someone a hard time.

I was just testiculating him.

MAN! I've just been testiculated for something I didn't even do.

by Gis November 15, 2005

testicular

When something is "hot as balls"

wow its really testicular outside

by Newyoka November 15, 2015