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Deistic Technology

Deistic Technology is a name used to refer to all technologies theorized, developed and created with the goal of search for extraphysical (spiritual) existence and life, such as for other technodeist and scientific deist goals.
"Deistic technology is going to become a requirement for start the scientific deist search for spiritual life and existence."

"The deistic technology idea shows that it's possible to put scientific deism in practice, even it would be necessary some years or even decades until the search for spiritual existence and life start."
by Full Monteirism January 9, 2021
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Legal technology

A way to truly exploit the legal system by basically making the statement, "let's make all past judgements by court judges and juries false by using legal technology to colorize the story."
I won the case by using legal technology.
by digim0n5 June 26, 2021
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black technology

Take a look at this video, the government facility I work in uses holograms!

What the f*ck, that’s some black technology
by Enlightened idiot February 21, 2022
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ancient technology

any piece of tech dated before 2012
-Josh "Bro what phone is that, It flips open!" -Jacob "Yeah this is some ancient technology!"
by TheDannyG March 30, 2023
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Connected Worker Technology

Connected worker technologies are tablet based tools that frontline workers use on factory floors at manufacturing companies. These software platforms help teams develop work instructions, manage critical process information, and organize employee training programs.

They’re also useful in eliminating production errors, reducing machine downtime, and ensuring the overnight shift isn’t completely screwed when 57-year-old Roger calls in sick, since he was the only worker who could operate the 16-foot, 200-ton ring rolling machine without losing a limb.
How the heck should I know how to troubleshoot a coil condenser heat exchanger? It’s my first day at this plant, and my last job was at Shoe Carnival. Doesn’t this dungeon have one of those Connected Worker thingies?

Just a few hours after giving Connected Worker tech to one of my direct reports, I started reporting to her. Is that Moore’s Law? Pretty sure it’s Moore’s Law.

Theo, a worker at a pumpkin processing plant, told the Operations Manager that since 85 deaths happen per year from forklift related accidents, their company should still consider using Connected Worker Technology.

My last job didn’t have a Connected Worker platform and I was stuck training with Joe Bob who smelled like stale cigarettes and regret.

Your honor, at our heavy machine manufacturing facility, making an error of three one thousandths of an inch can be the difference between a happy customer and thirteen 13-vehicle pileup on Interstate 81. That’s why we bought Connected Worker tablets.

My new job gave everyone on the floor Connected Worker tablets, and now I’m certified on turning human generated fecal sludge into commercially valuable byproducts.
by Dirty_Dark_Dangerous May 4, 2023
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Dr. Technology

Your religion teacher, who happens to be particularly skilled with computers and the internet. Very likely to pronounce human as "youman"
"Did you hear Dr. Technology is the head of the technology committee?"
by user182737489 October 23, 2019
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Technologication

The process of acquiring general knowledge in modern everyday technology and generally current with new programs, software updates, and innovative electronic devices.
When you get your technologication, it can open many doors in the job market.
by Daniel Williams Jr. March 9, 2011
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