drippy taters

when you let your potatoes sit in your pantry for two years and they start dripping

“Oh I got drippy taters!” “Oh no not drippy taters!!!”

by Guacamoleolay January 21, 2018

Dick-tater

When a man jizzes in the ass-crack of another man and the jizz runs down around the dingle berrys and it solidifies after many repetitions it becomes like a pearl hence dick taters

Look at that string of dick-taters around her neck!

by East Texas bubba May 10, 2021

tater totes

A variation of "totes" -- meaning totally. Similar to word or ja.

Guy 1: I really love this song.

Guy 2: Tater totes.

by famicon8080 April 3, 2011

pinch a tater

1). to take a dump

Sorry we were late, Sam had to pinch a tater.

by madzbenz June 23, 2018

tater-shit

When your shit looks like a pile of tater-tots

Joyce was taking a shit and when she was done it looked like a pile of tater-tots,so she called it tater-shit

by Tater-man March 1, 2014

Couch tater

A lazy bum who sit on the couch and plays video games.

Adam is such a couch tater.

by Rainbow-farts February 17, 2019

tater puff

A term used to describe a healthy country girl; a term of endearment for someone you care for.

Jeffrey: You look mighty fine tonight, tater puff!

Kyli: Aw, don't make me blush.

by Kaitkait January 6, 2014