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Tastegasm

1. The wierd snorting noise made when eating something delicious. Caused by eating too fast and forgetting to breath because the food is so good.
(eating a California burrito)
"omg this burrito is so good i keep forgetting to breath and im tastegasming!!"
by butterynipples November 14, 2009
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good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast

good bean juice that taste like chocolate, aka coffee.
Bob: Man I could really go for some good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast.
Bob #2: What the fuck is good bean juice taste like chocolate make me go fast?
Bob: Coffee
by skidsstars October 10, 2018
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tater hog

A tater hog is an overweight woman, who eats a lot of potato chips.

She can have feet odor, a kitchen full of unwashed dishes and an uncleaned catbox. Usually this woman smokes copious amounts of weed and injects meth to "keep her figure" which only causes her to gain more weight.

The tater hog is a huge slut, who will have sex with any guy she can find who is in the carnival and will give her potato chips.

She is usually married to a guy, who looks like Doug Henning and is severely undernourished. The tater hog often uses her husband as a human punching bag after demanding sexual bondage and/or anal intercourse.

May be found sporting a Tazmanian Devil tattoo or TAZ underneath her belly and above her vagina.
Wow that tater hog went down to the Santicaligon Days celebration and ate at least three bags of potato chips. Then she made out with the guy, who was supposed to be operating the ferris wheel.
by Stoned 420 August 21, 2007
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Taste the Babies

A gentlemanly way to announce your about to bust your nut in her hungry mouth.
Carl grabbed the back of her head and yelled Taste the babies bitch.
by Eaton Holgoode April 5, 2017
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Taser Monkey

A police officer, especially one who reflexively uses his or her Taser in situations in which a real cop would rely on his or her wits and communication skills.
Peace Loving Citizen: Excuse me, officer, might you have the time?

Taser Monkey (later, to Grand Jury): The perpetrator approached me and presented a reasonable request in a peaceable manner. I had no choice but to tase him. And tasers are "non-lethal" so it's obvious he died on purpose just to frame me.

Grand Jury: But your victim was a 90-year-old man with a heart condition in a wheelchair with an oxygen tank... asking for the time. And you killed him.

Taser Monkey: Exactly. He could have been a terrorist with a wheelchair bomb, plotting to kill me and everyone else in the area. A lesser cop might have answered with the time and we could all be dead right now!

Grand Jury: Oh right! What were we thinking? Of course we'll side with you no matter what. Fuck the citizens!
by taserbrain February 12, 2010
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Taste Disintegrator

A food or drink that takes away a fowl, stomach churning taste.
My water was a Taste Disintegrator when a plate of steaming slugs was placed in front of me.
by Not Who You Might Think August 3, 2013
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Tatersnuz

Somebod who's nose looks like a potato
Abba has a tatersnuz and it does not look good
by Brim five tony November 22, 2017
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