A target bathroom is where you took the biggest fucking shat all over the sink where after you left you had to come back to the bathroom to wipe your ass more
by Ur mom is Candice December 9, 2019
Get the target bathroommug. the Karen who pulls out in the middle of the entrance to the large Target parking lot. There's enough room for one car to both be entering and exiting, but not for Karen. You see, it's hard for Karen to see through her sunglasses at 5pm, and her hydrocodone is just kicking in at this time, so don't try and enter the parking lot, just wait the two minutes it takes for her to get annoyed, shoot you that look, and drive her nice little minivan out of the way.
I was trying to go to Target, and I was about to enter the parking lot, when this Target Karen moves her minivan in the middle of the entrance
by ThatGuy3742 March 4, 2021
Get the Target karenmug. When a dirty diaper is so awful you have dispose of it in a high quality Target bag rather than a low quality grocery bag.
by River Mile December 20, 2020
Get the Target baggermug. by Luispadua August 21, 2009
Get the Target Institutemug. Basic white moms that do mommy blogs on Instagram. They live and breathe in that store while they sip on their Starbucks and check their Insta.
Kelsey: Time for another blog! Lets take our baby to Target and get Starbucks!
Kenny: Wow, you're such a Target Mom
Kenny: Wow, you're such a Target Mom
by A person living on this earth June 11, 2018
Get the Target mommug. A heterosexual, (usually white male), who goes above and beyond to be virtuous and let everyone know they are an ally of the LGBTQ+ community and will go to great lengths to defend and interject themselves into any online conversation where they think their voice will be heard.
Did you see that Anal Target looking for online virtue points on social media after that tv show came under fire for all the indocrinated homosexual agenda pushing?
by F-Face Kat February 6, 2023
Get the Anal Targetmug. Female team members at the department store Target that are sexy in appearance and generally portray promiscuous behavior. They can come in all heights, races and age but are usually between 18 and 30.
Guy number 1: “Yo man, we need ping pong balls for beerpong at the party tonight. Should we swing by Walmart?
Guy number 2: Naw fam. Let’s go to Target before they close. Maybe we can pickup some Target hoes to come with us.
Guy number 1: yeah you right my g
Guy number 2: Naw fam. Let’s go to Target before they close. Maybe we can pickup some Target hoes to come with us.
Guy number 1: yeah you right my g
by Unlimitedpower May 28, 2018
Get the Target hoesmug.