Death

Something Karens all deserve

Death : Alrighty, it’s time for you to go.
Karen : I’m not leaving so early! Let me speak to your manager! 😡

by MyChildhoodHasBeenRuined February 22, 2022

Death

Something that I want and you want to happen. Trust me, when it happens its gonna be super helpful. When death happens, you don't need to give a fuck or shit about anything.

Me: Welcome death. Please end my suffering.
Death: Gladly
Me: Thank you death.

by Someone lame and bored. November 20, 2018

Death

something that should happen to you, let it happen.

Guy1: I can't wait for Death!
Guy2: Same!

by HappyDuck5 February 3, 2018

Death

The act of failing to live
The act of failing to consume air for a long amount of time
The act of dying
Failure to continue using organs and pumping blood

Oh I death

by h l e p December 15, 2022

Death

The thing that happens to EVERY living being. (other than viruses)

Random person: Death sucks!
Random killer: Well now you're going to experience it!

by Noobinthetrash July 23, 2021

death

A superior method to cure the disease called life.

Scientist: The cure for your life is death, you should borrow this revolver.

by Thy most Superior One December 10, 2021

Death

Death is when u die...
aka when u stop breating, and your heart stops.

i want death to happen to me

by Heart.Brocken.Check June 7, 2021