When a woman poops and puts it up her vagina, and when a man goes down on her, she squeezes it out on his face, giving him a "chocolate clam suprise"
John was very suprised when he recived a chocolate clam suprise from the woman he got home from the club.
by Ziink October 22, 2012
Get the chocolate clam suprisemug. by arsenalpete316 March 17, 2009
Get the Early Morning Suprisemug. Icey Hot Suprise is when you replace the lubricant on a condom with icey hot with out telling the girl you are about to screw. She will be very suprised when she gets a burning sensation during sex.
by Mike kunt 333 September 6, 2010
Get the Icey Hot Suprisemug. while banging a girl doggy style pull out and spit on her back so that she thinks you have came while she turns around blow your load in her face
by johnny lee January 18, 2008
Get the pink eye suprisemug. My girlfriend wouldn't give me any last night, so I gave her a Hot Carl Suprise while she was sleeping.
by Scooterlicious April 28, 2008
Get the Hot Carl Suprisemug. A sexual manuver for revenge. It works best while the person being penitrated is blind-folded and being done from behind. While you are pounding away at them get a handful of icy-hot or visk vapor rub, then pull out, slather you cock with it and then shove it in one hard push into their ass.
by 51|\| August 9, 2006
Get the Oreo Mint Suprisemug. After having a bad one night stand with a partner, the man will wait until the partner asleep he will then proceed to ejaculate on the eye or eyes of said partner. If done correctly this should crust over during the night and the partner should not be able to open the eye or eyes.
by dgaskgfksdgf January 18, 2008
Get the Dry Eye Suprisemug.