streachin

Hey Zia wassup u keep leaving me on seen shawty bae

if u see this please answer me

Also found out streachin wasn’t a word so j made it one

by Boiwhatthehellboi June 20, 2021

stretching nutsack

a nutsack being stretched

hey, dave, look at my stretching nutsack!

by meathole maker April 5, 2022

Stretching

Stretching is a slang term that is...
Stretching is a term that is commonly used to describe someone who is more endowed and experienced extended and flexed to improve with sexual activity:

* Not seen as cheating if you go back to your beta

* Hooking up instead of going to the gym

* Hooking up with an alpha then go back to your beta

* Wanting something different than the man at home; bigger

"After ladies night before the she saw her husband she had a nice stretching session." "I going to have a nice stretching, at the party"

by Thinking man Balthasar August 9, 2024

Stretching the peanut

When you rip your vehicle extra hard

Billy: I heard you out stretching the peanut on the s10 last night

Licé: thanks bro I hit limiter on accident oops

by Mr.slimeballT September 19, 2023

Screaching

A hybrid of the word Scare and Preaching: Threatening people with infernal damnation if they don't submit to a religion's set of rules or beliefs.

"Don't be blinded by those unbelievers, if you don't turn to Jesus you'll just be tortured in the pits of hell!"

"Who's that?"

"Oh, that's Eliza. She's just screaching."

by Laa_Laa February 7, 2024

stretching feelings

After having caught feelings for someone but not telling them thereby keeping yourself in an awkward and miserable state. You go through the stages of anxiety, sadness, and butterfly belly. It's terrible.

Jaimie: "Hey! What's up with Jackson? Is he okay?"
Jill: "I can't tell you the whole story, but he's in a bad way. He's beyond smitten for someone unavailable for months."
Jaime: "Yikes! So he's just stretching feelings? He needs to do something and do it fast!"

Jill: "I know. If he don't he'll soon be pisserable. He's such a sweetheart. I really feel for him."

by von groovy June 26, 2024

Man Stretching

Man Stretching is to men as what yoga is to women.

are you practicing yoga? no, i'm man stretching. But i hear yoga is good for stretching.

by riolofit February 21, 2013