I knew i shouldn't have trusted that drink she offered i woke up in an ally with an infected Columbian cross stitch of a butterfly .
by Gigglesnshit May 24, 2023
The term "Stahl Stitch" or sometimes called “husband stitch” refers to a controversial and medically unnecessary practice where, after a woman has a vaginal tear or episiotomy during childbirth, an extra stitch is added during the repair — supposedly to make the vaginal opening tighter than before birth, often for the presumed sexual benefit of the male partner.
"No one told her what the Stahl Stitch meant, only that it was ‘for her husband,’ a phrase that stayed with her far longer than the pain."
by Kmoney9 April 30, 2025
The "Stahl Stitch" refers to an extra, unnecessary suture that may be added to a woman’s perineum after childbirth, supposedly to make the vaginal opening tighter for a male partner's sexual pleasure. It is not a medically supported practice.
After childbirth, the doctor added an Stahl Stitch, saying it would make sex better for her husband. She later experienced pain and discomfort.
by Kmoney9 May 01, 2025
A stitch cake is an uncommon event that happens when you are eating, haven't swallowed your food yet, and you involuntarily (usually by a sneeze or laughing) hack up the chewed up parts. Named after the scene in Lilo And Stitch where Stitch regurgitates a cake he was told not to eat.
by heccboi April 20, 2021
by Fawtmaster5000 July 24, 2022
The skin seam that contains male genitalia, runs from the Anus, up the centre of the nut sack and underside of the shaft, ending with a rim stich round the helmet. Typically left un stitched on female anatomy.
by Buckets and shades November 23, 2021
Refers to the situation where a party girl gets separated from her friends in Mexico. Following the murder, the abdominal organs are removed and replaced with bags of cocaína. The outer abdomen is sewn back together, with party girls' body then being used as a mule to transfer the narcotics across the U.S. border, posing as Javier's girlfriend. Hence, Mexican "stitch up".
Person 1: "Did you hear what happened to Ashleigh on her party holiday in Mexico?"
Person 2: "Yeah buddy I heard, what a classic Mexican Stitch Up"
Person 2: "Yeah buddy I heard, what a classic Mexican Stitch Up"
by oatsmyscrotes November 17, 2019