Steven

A naive yet well meaning guy. He has cartoonish eyes and a goofy personality. Sometimes you wonder what goes on in that cranium of his. He's sweet and liable to call you gag-worthy pet names.

Me: Steven called me "Cutie-Pie" today *gags*
Friend:Aw, but he's a sweet guy

by emptybrown3yes October 22, 2013

Steven

He likes to look at boobies.And he is fat.

Steven you should look at your own boobies.

by Steven is a faggot June 13, 2016

Steven

Some retard known to have 46-48 teeth. Sometimes bites. Likes gay shit and smells bad. Sometimes swallows dick

"Steven don't bite me"
"420 Blaze it n00bscope faze weed

by José Hernandeez July 3, 2016

steven

a fag also known as johofuck he is the biggest fag who rapes little kids with his best friend and a pedophile farbod

hey you that steven we should stay away from him

by adrian masidon June 1, 2011

Stevenism

Funny sayings for everyday nothings in our lives; truisms in creative expressions and songs

The singer belted out a Stevenism when he sang "I wouldn't have a girl who would have me" on his worn out guitar.

by the heart lady July 4, 2008

Steven

A guy that nobody wants to invite to parties but he somehow shows up.

Who invited Steven?

by LalaBAG69 May 7, 2017

Steven

Someone who is a massive cunt.

He stole my candy, he is such a Steven

by Urban Auth May 24, 2017