Getting Slizzard

When you get EXTRIMLY INTOXICATED (Tore Up From The Floor Up!)

Yo Im Going Out And Getting Slizzard!!!!!

by Lover Facee October 20, 2010

sizzard

a "dirty south" term for drinks

lets go to the bar and get some sizzards

by krazykylee10 November 4, 2010

squidward

(verb) to squidward.

The act of taking a shit on a girls chest, picking it up, slapping it on her face, then carefully sculpting it around her nose into a beautiful rendition of Squidward's nose from the popular kids tv show Spongebob Squarepants.

squidwarder: Hey guys, you'll never guess what happened last night! Sarah and I were having sex and she wanted me to give her a squidward.

friend 1: That's sick dude, get out of here.
friend 2: We're not friends anymore. Wait a second, you got a picture of that shit?

by the biggest cheese March 11, 2010

squizzer

when a girl deepthroats a guys cock and then gags and pulls away
It's that little string of giz and saliva that is hanging from her lip to his cock

He nearly choked her and left a two foot squizzer on his way out.

by great red hope September 9, 2006

sprizzard

Usually found in the winter-weather-hell (yet still awesome) Great Lakes States, a sprizzard is when spring starts and it's like in the high 60s for awhile, and the next day its 25 degrees and there's a foot of snow on the ground. again. Sprizzards exist to spoil your hopes of summer for awhile and usually occur around the end of lent. They really really really really really really really really really really really really really piss people (especially wisconsinites like me) off

weatherman: well, it's 70 degrees for the first time in 5 months, but there's a big cold front coming with a snowstorm, so be prepared folks!

average person: dang it, not a sprizzard!

by definitionatorizer March 29, 2009

Squidward

Jasmine

"Isn't that Jasmine?"
"You mean like a Squidward?"

by jasmine.rosie_ January 25, 2017

Squidward

Seen Santa, loves music,thinks gary is a hillbilly,hates spongebob,dancer,hates his job, been in a movie

Heres a example read the button I wish I wasn't here right now button don't be a squidward

by Emkuda December 9, 2018