Anal sphincter

a commonly used word to describe a person who repetitively asks stupid questions that are pointless and have no point
yo bro, does alchohol make you drunk?

stfu you anal sphincter..

but why?

epic lulz
by a black caucasian August 01, 2010
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winker sphincter

(also pronounced "winka schvincta")

Technique employed by Caribbean/ Bahamian exotic dancers used to surprisingly entice non-native travelers. Most prevalent at nondescript buildings that house 10:1 stripper to customer ratio. Skrippas that use this technique will ofter grab the customer by the hand upon entry, straddle his arm and lead him into the club by unclothed crotch. Once a seat has been chosen, the service women will face away from customer, and with straight legs, grab her ankles. If customer attempts eye contact, the winking of the anus will surely distract.
(also pronounced "winka schvincta")

Technique employed by Caribbean/ Bahamian exotic dancers used to surprisingly entice non-native travelers. Most prevalent at nondescript buildings that house 10:1 stripper to customer ratio. Skrippas that use this technique will ofter grab the customer by the hand upon entry, straddle his arm and lead him into the club by unclothed crotch. Once a seat has been chosen, the service women will face away from customer, and with straight legs, grab her ankles. If customer attempts eye contact, the winking of the anus will surely distract.
Brad: "So did you guys enjoy the strip club last night?"

Jef: "Well after she introduced me to the winker sphincter, she said for $80 we could go to the back and do anything I wanted..."

Jef: " I said, Does that include leave?"
by jef400 October 30, 2009
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sphincter murmur

occurs when your anus spasms after digestion of spicy foods.
when Dave ate the nacho pile he had a sphincter murmur.
by Dave Rollie April 09, 2008
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Sphincter Hug

A rather affectionate term used to describe the act and capability of the anus to literally "hug" or embrace in a loving matter any type of cylindric object placed next or in front of the rectal arms.
1. I saw Rogelio giving sphincter hugs to Charlie on my way to the toilet.

2. I don't want to complicate things more, so I just think we should just stay with the sphincter hugs and leave it at that...

3. Man, Marcos gives the tightest bear hugs.

4. Martha surprised me with the sweetest "hug" this morning.
by CRICACHINA June 28, 2009
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Sphincter Roulette

When victimized by food poisoning, one needs to put a vomit bucket in front of them while sitting on the toilet, not knowing from which end the next "issuance" (diarrhea or vomiting) will happen, or fear that the thrust from throwing up will cause diarrhea or vice versa.
"After some bad swordfish, I was sitting and playing sphincter roulette in the bathroom for most of the night."
by SJPUNOME, The Grand Pilubah February 25, 2015
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Sphincter Spix

Sons of bitches that sit behind you in a movie theatre and either; Chew their popcorn with their mouth open and don't realize that everyone around them is getting annoyed. Or, those bastards that breathe extremely loud and decide to let everyone know.
Annoyed person 1: What the hell is that noise, i'm trying to watch this movie!
Annoyed person 2: It's those damn sphincter spix behind us!
by Muffburger January 24, 2010
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sphincter punch

The liquid that leaks from your ass when you’ve had the runs.
My undies were stained with sphincter punch.
by THE CareBear September 08, 2019
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