Sperm Facial, using a man's load of hot semen to tighten your pores.
The act of massaging his semen in a circular motion all over your face.( To be peeled off later, or not?)
The act of massaging his semen in a circular motion all over your face.( To be peeled off later, or not?)
Sally," You skin looks so good, what do you use on it?"
Jen," OMG Thanks, Chris gave me a sperm facial last night!!"
Sally," Kat at the office could really use one of those, does it work on you back?
Jen, " Yes just have your BF shoot it anywhere and rub it in"
Nan," Your Mom looks like she is in her 30's, what is her secret?"
Mary," Sperm Facials, she's been getting them from Dad for over 25 years!"
Jen," OMG Thanks, Chris gave me a sperm facial last night!!"
Sally," Kat at the office could really use one of those, does it work on you back?
Jen, " Yes just have your BF shoot it anywhere and rub it in"
Nan," Your Mom looks like she is in her 30's, what is her secret?"
Mary," Sperm Facials, she's been getting them from Dad for over 25 years!"
by The only Baby Girl October 9, 2013
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*Situation one
Dude1 : "Hey i got some extra money from drug trafficing this weekend, wanna go over and spend it on sperm garages with me?"
Dude2: "Sure dad, i havent visited prostitutes since last week!"
*Situation 2
Dude1: " Hey bitch, wanna come over tonight? I want to fill that sperm garage of yours!"
Whore: "Sure baby, i cant wait for you to cum in my ass"
Dude1 : "Hey i got some extra money from drug trafficing this weekend, wanna go over and spend it on sperm garages with me?"
Dude2: "Sure dad, i havent visited prostitutes since last week!"
*Situation 2
Dude1: " Hey bitch, wanna come over tonight? I want to fill that sperm garage of yours!"
Whore: "Sure baby, i cant wait for you to cum in my ass"
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person B:no why?
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person B:no why?
person A:cause like he gave me a fucking creampie last night im gonna give birth 😫
by blxckscruls February 10, 2022
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vanessa : i think id have a adorable sperm pet
cadence : yea i think if you had a sperm pet it’d be pretty cute
cadence : yea i think if you had a sperm pet it’d be pretty cute
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That punk kept stealing my lunch money so I tackled him held him down and went sperm turtleing on him until he cried
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A group of extra cool kids the have the words "cum" "sperm" or "cell" in their name and follow cumcell and sperm squad on Insta
by the_roman_sperm November 9, 2018
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