Southern Shambles

The waddle one has after sleeping with their relative who likes to have anal sex

"When cousin Cletus left, my brother Bobby had the Southern Shambles"

by Dat Cassowary September 14, 2015

Southern Engineering

The politically correct version of nigger rigging.

Billy Jo used some southern engineering to make that piece of shit square body run.

by Unholy Terror October 15, 2021

fake southern

A person that acts southern but is not

Hannah is a fake southern

by Thedudeguy0093 March 14, 2018

Southern Waterslide

When you rub lard on your bare ass, tie yourself to a pickup truck with a long rope, and have a friend drive you down the streets of Myrtle Beach

Ron: “Do anyhing fun this summer?”

Bill: “Just a Southern waterslide”

by Papi Snaz July 9, 2018

Southern Soaker

When a gentleman goes down on a lady and makes her squirt EVERYWHERE.

Gentleman: I was out last night at the bar, bought this chick a drink. She decided to return the favor, so I decided to top that and give her the Ol’ Southern Soaker.

by Dot dot dick January 2, 2019

Southern Pacific

A former class 1 railroad in the West & midwest around the US with it famous "Southern Pacific daylight passenger trains" and colorful freight locomotives it been acquired by the union Pacific in 1996 following by the BN/ATSF merger in 1995

Southern Pacific rolls on

by Vtuu February 1, 2021

Southern Dip

A term for the rarely-found downward-curvature of a penis

Most penises curve upwards, but I have a southern dip

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019