that one girl who’s forever stuck in a high school mentality the rest of her life because she’s never had a nasty wake up call forcing her to actually live in real life. Often in an on and off relationship with one of more top tier frat guys in college, investment bankers post grad, or a trophy wife to a guy named Bryce, Tucker or Preston past age 27. Her girls always come first, even though she actually deep down hates her friends because they’re all mean and superficial like herself. Can be found dancing on elevated surfaces in a Tobi bodycon dress with a vodka soda in hand and a VIP band around her wrist, sipping rose and watching the bachelor with her #froomies, or making coffee runs in her leased BMW 3 series that she pretends she bought herself
*during sorority denominations*
Sloane: lets give every girl with a BMI over 23 or isn’t from a zip code that makes over $200k a zero on our scorecards
Sloane: lets give every girl with a BMI over 23 or isn’t from a zip code that makes over $200k a zero on our scorecards
by not sloane November 18, 2019
Get the Sloanemug. A cock leach. A woman who latches onto your cock and tries to leach off your sexual energy because you made the mistake of giving her attention once. Hungry for celebrity.
by Annoyedaf February 24, 2022
Get the Sloanmug. Sloanes a stunning and amazing girl. She’ll always be there for you and will always comfort you at times of need. She is great at keeping secrets and is never busy. She’ll always hangout with you and go on trips with you. Sloane won’t be afraid to defend herself during an argument and is physically strong. Sloane has blonde hair and green eyes and is average height. She has a beautiful heart and will always come over to help with things, no matter if it’s homework or just talking about an experience.
by Ski <3 August 20, 2024
Get the Sloanemug. Sloane is an amazing person in all aspects. She is pretty and smart, and will never be mean. Sloane doesn't realize her self worth and how much she means to most people. The person is such an angel in disguise and deserves so much love from others. Always be thankful for such a sweet and charming girl like Sloane.
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Get the Sloaningmug.