Similarictionary

A much, much, better word for thesaurus. Like what, thesaurus is so boring!! SIMILARICTIONARY!

Hey John, could you pass me the similarictionary? I need to look up another word for asshole!

by kirkirkirkirkirkirkirkirkirkir May 20, 2016

simulated blumpkin

A solo version of a blumpkin usually performed by jerkin it while taking a dump. It is usually performed by a Cringelord to the memory of some unrequited love. If the performer is short a couple ribs, either through surgical means or birth defect, may also be done full-simulation style.

Person A: Hey man, where did Cringelord go? he isn't bothering your friend again is he? I mean he's been after her so long when she's made it clear she just isn't that into him.

Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.

Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?

Person B: Yup...

by evilleppy June 13, 2020

Simla

A Turkish girl with black hair that is most likely to overdose on Melatonin and call that near death experience the best sleep of her life. She typically could be found around the most questionable looking men, (men that either have so much facial hair that you can not identify their faces or men with weird Lil Huddy hair) She is also really SPECIAL but like SPECIAL.

OMG did Simla break up with that weirdo?
-Apparently she did but he doesn’t know.

by drivingatvsonasunday June 5, 2022

Human Simulation Software

Unlike Emulation or a Bot, which can be detected by
various server side scripts

"Human Simulation Software" is specifically designed
for (Software To Browser) simulation.

Simulates a real human typing into a browser by full
automation from software to browser by use of xml
parsing of nodes and other means to grab the specific
places needed to then fill in the form with out detection
while never giving away that it is not a Real Human.

"Human Simulation Software" would automatically fill
in all parts of a form, It would create a user-name, password
Solve the Captcha without detection of any kind because
its simulates a Real Human on a Browser.

by MarketingManiac September 15, 2010

asexual simulation

The highest peak of sexual arousal with out have an orgasm.

Only high level tantra practitioners can reach asexual simulation.

by stargate20 November 28, 2016

hentai simulator

Games like overwatch where most of the community is made up of porn fanatics

Becky:Did you here about that new hentai simulator?

John:No what is it?

Becky:Overwatch

John:I'll check it out

by Spydter April 20, 2018

Smoking simulator

Smoking Simulator is a computer game that tasks you with surviving a stressful day at work armed with only a handful of cigarettes.

I love playing Smoking simulator it my favorite video game

by Game mode 0 July 23, 2018