Spin Silk

The act of masturbating while pretending your penis is Spider Man's wrist and that your jizz is spider webbing.

Mary Jane dumps Peter for not being able to contain the urge to spin silk in her hair while she's sleeping at night.

by z0mbpara October 17, 2013

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silk shower

British officer Slang for when, as a group, you dress in silk robes and attend an evening of group or couple massage with fellow commerades. There is a Mess oil kept for the occasion containing aromatherapy sents such as Eucalyptus and Frankincense, this is distributed by the most senior officer of the group.

We are putting on a Silk Shower event in the Mess on Friday 12th. Please sign up if you are available.

by YouandMe4444 November 23, 2016

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silk rider

all silky smooth

shes a silk rider ;) not a hair in sight

by yguhjhbj February 18, 2010

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silk bed sheets

the drug known as LSD or acid.

Last weekend I had a couple silk bed sheets, and I thought my foot was a midget.

by Harry Wallbanger April 23, 2006

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Silk Web

A silk web is when during sex the guy lasts very shortly and cums all over on the girls body and the girl is stuck on the bed or wherever you have sex on. Over 10,000 women died from drowning or suffocating caused by being stuck in the Silk Web of their significant other.

I got stuck in a Silk Web last night, I had to eat his cum.

by ComradeKinkMachine 1237 February 21, 2022

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