Shred the Lettuce

The act of going down on a female and eating her out.

Shred the Lettuce.

Guy 1: Did you have sex with her last night?
Guy 2: No, But I shredded the Lettuce.

Male: I really want to shred the lettuce.
Female: What's shred the lettuce?
Male: It means I'm going to eat you out.

by BushyMc muffin December 1, 2022

Shred

Shredded/Grinded Weed.

‘yo did you shred the weed?’

by user4our2wenty December 24, 2022

Shred

Another word for a Hoe or a Bitch

“Hey shred” “get away shred” “dumbass shred”

by FuckAB! March 15, 2023

SHRED

To totally demolished, desecrate, eliminate and disintegrate a person.

Damn: Brody was Illin at the bar last night. I had to "SHRED" his ass in the parking lot. He thought he was gonna knock me off.

The next nigga that tries me I'm SHRED his ass. I'm to old to throw hands.

by OG Wisper LoCc November 15, 2023

Shred Poodle

Shred Poodle - Alpine version of the Old Stove that travel in bulk on weekends during the ski season. Migratory patterns in Northeast/New England winter months from late December to Mid March, with occasional hold overs into early April depending on snow conditions. The Shred Poodle usually pack in groups ranging from 3 - 8 Old Stoves, depending on budgetary constraints which are many. Referred to internally as "Girls Weekend." Skiing abilities range disparately, although alcohol intake is usually consistent and persistent. The Shred Pack is vertically integrated, meaning they are well organized from travel logistics & lodging to dining & social scheduling. The Poodles exhibit pack behavior although that can be easily disintermediated with Goom Bay Smashes, Long Island Ice Teas or Mind Erasers. Culling the poodle herd on the later end of Apres is common and quite elementary; at least one poodle is prone to rogue and get separated from the pack.

"Look it's that three pack of tired ol' Shred Poodles we saw drinking at the base lodge apres."

by Regalsword May 31, 2024

Down tuned jazz shred metal

Romance and Rebellion

That is our genre of music, Down tuned jazz shred metal- Alecsandr James (The Guitarist)

by THEREYNOLDSPAMPHLET December 30, 2018

Who’s Muckin around in the Shed?

Aussie Term for Thunder (Rumbling Thunder Noises)

David: Wow, Who’s Muckin around in the Shed?
Graham: That’s the Thunder, haha!

by NobodySleeks27 November 11, 2025