shitting the dick

a phrase to describe when someone does something embarrassing or foolish. alternatively to be used as a shortened version of “shitdick” as an insult
A: “that guy is shitting the dick by fumbling her”
B: “that guy is a shitdick of a man”
C: “what the shitdick”
D: “dude stop shitting the dick”
by gyatttoberizzingme July 11, 2024
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Shit-water-dick

When your dick is so long that it falls into the water after you’ve taken a shit.
“Did you hear that Tom claimed he’s big enough to have a Shit-water-dick”
by Sir big peni March 10, 2018
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