Liberty Taking Shit Cunt

Not only the lowest cunt possible, but also the type of cunt that takes the piss to the next level!

You owe me money you Liberty taking shit cunt!

by TommiPat April 14, 2022

Perfect Double-Tapered Shit

a.k.a. PDT
A perfect shit, tapered evenly on both ends. Especially used when unexpected after a messy meal or night out.

Got up in the morning, took the most perfect double-tapered shit I've ever had in my life. True story. Who are the pitchers in this game? -George Brett

by wargy2 March 26, 2019

that shit hurted

when something happens or someone says something that devastatingly hurts your feelings.

Anna: did you see the end of titanic?

Jenna: omg yes the part when jack dies?

Anna: Yeah...that shit hurted.

by Hunnyhumptrees June 30, 2018

No Shit, Sherlock

Used as a sarcastic comment for someone who stated the obvious, using a reference to the famous fiction detective Sherlock Holmes, it can be understood as "No way, you are Sherlock Holmes!" which can actually mean "Of course, you dumbass!".

-It's hot out there.
-No shit, Sherlock!

by CesarD11 November 7, 2014

done with your shit

When you're very fed up and angry with someone and wants end up once for all with some bad situation.

Boy: Baby, I cheated on you once again and I'm really sorry. Please forgive me, I love you.

Girl: Fuck you, you cheated on me so many times and I can't stand your disgusting behaviour anymore! I want break up because I'm done with your shit!

by myself16 June 13, 2014

oh shit handle

The handle in most passenger vehicles and trucks that is located in the interior of the vehicle above the door. Used in extreme driving situations where passengers do not wish to be thrown about the interior of the vehicle. Situations that warrant the usage of the "oh shit handle" include hard braking, abrupt cornering, skidding, careening off bridge. It is usually considered polite for driver to warn passengers before they feel obligated to use the "oh shit handle"

Me: "Mike, I am going to take the 25 mph turn at 55... better grab the os shit handle!"
Mike: "I've been holding the oh shit handle since you started the car!"

by Andrukas January 4, 2004

Miss me with that gay shit

When someone comes up to you, does some gay shit and you call them out.

Person of same gender: hey Cutie you’ve got a nice ass
Me: I think the fuck not, miss me with that gay shit.

by Alyssie June 10, 2018