Sea sharpening 

The act of having sex with a flaccid penis and it only getting hard when it's in the vagina, surrounded by vaginal fluid.

Person 1: "Oh man, I had a few too many drinks last night before taking that girl home."

Person 2: "I take it sex was out of the question then."

Person 1: "Normally, it would be. But she really wanted to do it so I just went along with it and started sea sharpening."

Sea sharpening by TimmaDoo May 8, 2020

Nipple sharpening 

When it´s so cold your nipples harden to the point they can slice steel.

Doctor: "OMG I´m out of knives I can´t operate on this patient"
Doctor 2: "Hand me some ice and i´ll do some nipple sharpening"

Nipple sharpening by sniffing.cocaine.off.a.niple March 16, 2023

Whoop sharting 

When you walk into a public bathroom with your girlfriend and a dude is taking a shit , so your girlfriend says ‘whoop whoop’ cos she just got hired at donut king

Bro I got a stiffy when my mrs and I went whoop sharting

Whoop sharting by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023

Trade Sharking 

Trade Sharking Is When An Experienced Trader Exploits A New Trader's Lack Of Knowledge To Get Their Items At A Significantly Lower Price.

"Someone Just Traded Me This Item For Mine. He Says Mine Is Only Worth One Dollar And The One I Got Is Worth A Hundred."
"Dude, You Got "Trade Sharked". You Just Got A One Dollar Item For Your One Hundred Dollar Item."
"why does trade sharking exist. :c"

Trade Sharking by Peht March 16, 2025

she’s sharting her engine 

one of those sayings where you had to be there.

“Wow look at her she’s sharting her engine”

“Definitely”

she’s sharting her engine by ghyalboss March 3, 2023