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shanghai shotgun 

Massage from a Women with special abilities.
She makes you cum with one hand pump only!
Crazy- isnt it?
Damn bro, i just went to the shanghai shotgun lady. Its real!

Shanghai Stroke 

Stroking your dick until completion with chopstick.
Last night I was doing the olShanghai Stroke

Shanghai Surprise

My dog left me a Shanghai Surprise in my bedroom last night.

I did a Shanghai Surprise in your bathroom.

The Shanghai Slip and Slide

A variation of the slip and slide see urban dictionary ‘slip and slide’ where the girl, while on top, pulls out a bunch of wet noodles and surprise slaps them across the other persons face yelling ‘Ni Hao, bitch!’.
Last night Barbara and I were doing the slip and slide and she whipped out The Shanghai slip and slide variation!

shit out of a shanghai 

To describe a object moving quickly
The red car went like a shit out of a shanghai