fuck the sheets

To fuck up royally while attempting to accomplish something.

-Rob fucked the sheets on his math exam.

-Rob fucked the sheets instead of his girlfriend so she dumped him.

by Logan24 August 5, 2005

seesaw bitch

To quote Katy Perry, someone who's hot then cold, yes then no, in then out.. up then down.

Person 1: "Why would she do that?"
Person 2: "Cuz she's a seesaw bitch!"

by Donna y squats March 18, 2017

papaya seeds

Little nuggets of poo that stick to anal beads when pulled out of an unclean rectum.

"Lick it Ben! Lick it!"
"Ugh yuck Sarah, you didn't clean your butt enough this time!"
"Lol eat my papaya seeds bitch!"

by Benjamin the Conqueror2 August 16, 2015

yeet in the sheets

To yeet in the sheets means yeeting in the sheets is yeeted. Therefore by yeeting in the sheets means you most definitely yeeted deep in the sheets

bro last night i saw scarlett jo hansen in infinity war and shit made me yeet in the sheets

by yeetinthesheetsguy September 9, 2018

Take several seats

Chill the fuck out and wait to be educated because clearly you outta line.

I hate black people

You need to take several seats

by Frackn April 25, 2020

butts in seats

(also "bums in seats" and "butts in the seats"): spectators who have been drawn into a theatre or other entertainment by a low-brow, mass-appeal production. A reference to the economic demand on entertainment business producers to attract paid attendance.

"We need a show that will put butts in seats."

by Oscar Madison April 25, 2006

Alabama Seesaw

You lay flat on your back and have one of your sisters sit on your penis and another sister sit on your face. They must be facing each other to qualify as an Alabama Seesaw. If the sister on your penis is riding reverse cowboy, it is then called a Texas Teeter-Totter. Women must be your sisters.

Steve went home for his family reunion in Maryland and ended up as an Alabama Seesaw.

by Fudgie McGee November 25, 2011