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Scooter Curious

The name given to a person who takes a scooter to a skate park. In the same context that fruit booter and wood pusher are used to describe skaters and skateboarders, respectively, calling someone scooter curious suggests the possibility of that person having homosexual tendencies.
Steve: "Hey man why didn't you go to the game with us last night?"
Mark: "I was watching Twilight with a group of my friends."
Steve: "When the hell did you go scooter curious on us?"
by C404 February 16, 2010
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mobesity scooter

A mobility scooter being ridden by a person of an obese nature, that looks like it's struggling to move.
Look at that chunker avoiding exercise by using a mobesity scooter
by Moist Trucker November 21, 2022
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Stupid Scooter

Term used for placing your nose in a persons anus when in the 69 position.
"She rode my face like a stupid scooter"
by Carty September 12, 2006
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Disability Scooter

Often seen in large chain stores like Target and Walmart, these are used to help the physically handicapped buy goods they need. Then, one day, fat Nora decided she would ride it to avoid any unneeded walking through the day. Now a real handicapped person is unable to buy their groceries, and the poor scooter is slowly being crushed to death.
Disability Scooter, A.K.A a mobility assistance device.
by Bre-1 May 3, 2019
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Scooter the Gooch

(Verb)
1. When the clitoris is stimulated by rubbing against a partner’s gooch. 2. Hetero-tribbing. 3. To lose by a narrow margin in the last second.

alt. Gucci Scooter
(1)“Hey Janet are you going to make it to the OFFL Fantasy draft tonight?”
“Nah, I’ll probably stay in, open a bottle of wine, and Scooter the Gooch with hubby”
(2) “Man, I really Scootered the Gooch last game.”
by Buckle My Shoe 3 4 November 26, 2020
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Poop Scooter

A person whom is dropping a deuce whilst riding an electric scooter.
AKA: Dook scoot
Poop Scooter: a person whom is dropping a deuce whilst riding an electric scooter.
AKA: Dook scoot
1: "Heeeeey!"
2: Sup, guurl?"
1: "What you doin' later?"
2: "Poop scootin' to the liquor store. Need somethin'?"
by Holden McKack July 25, 2021
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Scooter-Wave

A term used to describe the two hour period between 2:00 PM and 4:00 PM where little kids on scooters fill the entire skate park and snake everyone.
Skater 1: "Dude I keep getting cut off by 5 year old's on scooters! Whats going on?"
Skater 2: "Its a Scooter-Wave dude. They come out of nowhere."
by Buce Or Fireapple9 April 14, 2016
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