Grumpy Schneiderman

When an angry Matthew becomes irate. Possibly caused by other poeples. You never know what will provoke a grumpy schneiderman but when it goes down people die and being a bone duster, the bodies will be disposed of easily and without question.

Mike: What's going on over there
Pablo: Looks like there's and altercation of some sorts

Mike: Holy crap he just grumpy schneiderman'd his ass let's get the F* outta here
Pblo: roger that

by assman19 October 24, 2011

Get Schneidered

When a blond haired, Thor looking man can't understand context clues, so he instead goes full caveman. Usually, it will take decades before he understands.

Mason- It has been a minute since i have been to the gym.

Kai- A minute? That's literally 60 seconds. Did you just go to the gym and get back?

Mason- Huh? "Get Schneidered

by Doodle_Noodle December 3, 2020

Jake Schneiderman

The hottest of hots. Makes you wanna immediately take off your pants.

Will steal your bitch in 1.2 seconds

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Jake Schneiderman is a extremely hot person
Emily "OMG Jake is so hot fr"
Madison"like honestly tho"

by CheeseNoodles4562 May 13, 2022

schneidewend

A lesbian. A queen that should be respected and can get all the men

A schneidewend entered the building.

by Sjebrj December 6, 2019

schneizer

An article used to torture someone.

Peter:"Hey why did you bring a schneizer?!"
Steve:"We are gonna have fun tonight.."

by gaviny June 16, 2020

schmeider

The most foul smelling, disgusting, nasty, horrible smell known to man

Shut up nigga you smell like schmeider

by Ralex January 7, 2021

Schnieder AKA TOE

A powerful god like presence that can be felt when the chosen one him self Schnieder PN Prevalus is around. It’s said that his religion is so unbearable that only those willing to sacrifice there toe can get a glimpse of his true form.

“Who should I worship” Schnieder AKA TOE

by PN NIDER November 22, 2021