SAM

Short Asian Man

Look at that SAM, hes so fucking short.

by mr. owens July 31, 2015

Sam

A complete grot bag that can relate any conversation to sex and always has the dirtiest stories to tell. Someone you would have a great deal of fun with. The dirtiest mind of them all.

God you're a total Sam.
Man that girl looks like a Sam.

by RjfWells January 25, 2012

Sam

If only he could see the girl of his dreams is near him right now. She loves him with all her heart. If only that sam loved her back.

Sam. The guy every guy wants to be, and the guy every girl wants.

by ilovesamx October 4, 2011

Sam

A man who has a disturbing urge to commit an alabama baby bird.

Hannah was shocked when Sam decided to feed her with a sloppy alabama baby bird.

by ComputerScienceBanter November 12, 2014

Sam

a perosn that sucks

sam you suck

by samytheqeeen January 24, 2020

Sam

Big gay autism who spends money on every fucking game he likes but ends up still being shit

Xbox Player 1: Lets see whose on our team this R6 match *sees Sam*
*Instantly quits knowing he will lose otherwise*

by Hi Licklenewtron69 October 31, 2019

Sam

just sam

he’s sam

by Randomships December 13, 2020