a particularly stinky vagina that you get a whiff of when the occupant of the reeker walks past, it tends to remind the smeller of slippery salmon making their way downsteam to the mating grounds via a salmon shute.
by felixg123 March 11, 2010
Toenails damn near reaching the point of growth, clawing salmon out of the river, like a grizzly bear or eagle.
by FatClouds August 17, 2008
An extreme sexual act in which one fills a kiddie-pool with anal lube and then both partners lay in it and "marinate" in the lube for at least 30 minutes. After marinating, the partners engage in a four hour long dirty anal sexual marathon.
by Dirty Sanchez 10 December 26, 2014
1. A small city in Idaho, 'the best of what is rural America,' according to the website, where people play ice-hockey, go white water rafting and marvel at bronze statues.
2. A vagina; geographically similar to Tuna Town, however, larger in size, number of tourists per year and with denser forestation to the north.
2. A vagina; geographically similar to Tuna Town, however, larger in size, number of tourists per year and with denser forestation to the north.
by pens nizzle June 17, 2008
A move that is part of the Awkward Animal Clan, an Awkward Salmon is performed when during an awkward situation, one puts his hands in between someone's legs, slapping them back and forth like a fish in a move basically identical to lesser known Awkward Trout.
Jane(in failed attempt to produce lulz):
I think Hitler was really a woman.
Tom(to another person present, not Jane in most cases):.... *AWKWARD SALMON*
I think Hitler was really a woman.
Tom(to another person present, not Jane in most cases):.... *AWKWARD SALMON*
by Girl On The Internets April 23, 2009
When you pass a large crap (often after a struggle to pass it) into the toilet that is so big you experience anal bleeding and the toilet water splashes up onto your ass, thus resembling a red faced angry salmon splashing about in a fisherman's bucket.
Oh my god I just passed a real angry salmon" or "my ass is bleeding after being bitten by the angry salmon I just passed" or "hey guys check out my angry salmon
by Mandudno August 23, 2010
The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion.
by feeldasteel August 21, 2008