randy strohmeyer

the hottest guy on the face of this planet, plays guitar for finch, who are the best band ever

i wish i was randy strohmeyer's guitar...

by holliver twist March 10, 2004

Randy

1. A felling of sexual excitment.
2. A random noob you find in a video game. Also refered to as randi

Christine "im so randy right now"
Ewan "you randi, learn to play!"

by Plungie January 19, 2014

Randy

Randys are never random and usually very handsome. They just loooove the smell of new cars, guitar woods and beautiful, young, virgin girls. Randys enjoy turning all their friends girlfriends on and then when the gals make advances, telling them, "Nah, sorry, bros before hos, sweetie pie, be faithful to your man!" It's common knowledge that they can GO ALL NIGHT when necessary and never need Viagra or Cialis. Most Randys go for quality over quantity, are true to the woman they love and will wait years for the right one to come along, instead of just ploinking any ol' skank that has an itch needing scratching. They are known for making women moist with their silky, smooth voices and charismatic style. A true Randy will make sure that his lover (wife) gets hers (sometimes 2 or 3 times) before getting his. A gentleman in every way, but he WILL get a little funky with you, if that's what your into! Randys are not prudes, nor are they perverts...but the name DOES apply. They are caring, loving, hard working individuals but also enjoy playtime, long walks on the beach and general laziness and relaxation. Randys do not require excessive amounts of food, sleep, alcohol or pain medication. Real Randys love God, Jesus and spreading The Word...if they can find anyone to listen.

Look at that guy over there with no underwear and the silly dog that doesn't care. Think he's a Randy?
No way, that must be a Dan or Gerard or something. Randy is hanging out over there talking to all the hot chicks!

by The Mofo of Elu!!! April 19, 2017

randy orton

let's get one thing straight first: I don't hate the man. he's one of my favorites on raw. But I'm sick of stupid women basing him only on looks. for fuck's sake, it's his wrestling skills that count. Idiots

stupid, idiotic woman: like omg randy is so fucking hot so he must be a good wrestler. OMG OMG I'm having an orgasm.
me: yes he is a good wrestler, but you gotta stop being so fucking shallow lady.

by Adrian November 19, 2004

Randy moss

the best wide reciever in the nfl who every1 thinks sucks coz he mooned the packers fans wen he scored a touchdown against them, loadsa people dont like him becuase he doesnt play for their team whereas if he did they would idolize him! Also see god, jedi and morpheus of the matrix

Me:You see randy moss catch 19 touchdowns yesterday?
Some packers fan:Randy moss sucks donald driver is the best reciever in the NFL
Me: packers suck ass apart from ahman greens beard.......
Packers fan: i got to go i think i hear my mum calling.

by Max thomson June 29, 2006

randy orton

An incredible wrestler who is not given enough credit. Will go far in the WWE. Should not be hated because he's better than John Cena. The Age of Orton will live on forever!

Oh man, did you see Randy Orton RKO John Cena yesterday? Orton kicks ass!

by bonnaroo 08! May 16, 2008

Randy

Randy is an incredibly sincere gentlemen. He is always there to listen to your problems. Randy's are the best dads. He is always there for his loved ones to shower them with affection and forehead rubs.

I could really use some Randy time right now...:(

by Llamasp May 29, 2016