1 definition by The Mofo of Elu!!!
Randys are never random and usually very handsome. They just loooove the smell of new cars, guitar woods and beautiful, young, virgin girls. Randys enjoy turning all their friends girlfriends on and then when the gals make advances, telling them, "Nah, sorry, bros before hos, sweetie pie, be faithful to your man!" It's common knowledge that they can GO ALL NIGHT when necessary and never need Viagra or Cialis. Most Randys go for quality over quantity, are true to the woman they love and will wait years for the right one to come along, instead of just ploinking any ol' skank that has an itch needing scratching. They are known for making women moist with their silky, smooth voices and charismatic style. A true Randy will make sure that his lover (wife) gets hers (sometimes 2 or 3 times) before getting his. A gentleman in every way, but he WILL get a little funky with you, if that's what your into! Randys are not prudes, nor are they perverts...but the name DOES apply. They are caring, loving, hard working individuals but also enjoy playtime, long walks on the beach and general laziness and relaxation. Randys do not require excessive amounts of food, sleep, alcohol or pain medication. Real Randys love God, Jesus and spreading The Word...if they can find anyone to listen.
Look at that guy over there with no underwear and the silly dog that doesn't care. Think he's a Randy?
No way, that must be a Dan or Gerard or something. Randy is hanging out over there talking to all the hot chicks!
No way, that must be a Dan or Gerard or something. Randy is hanging out over there talking to all the hot chicks!
by The Mofo of Elu!!! April 19, 2017