Right Full Rudder

The act of waiting until the last possible second before enacting a plan - barely averting a disaster - while operating under the assumption that it's necessary to wait until the last possible second in order to prevent other - and potentially worse - disasters.

4:50 PM
Alison: "Pat, we really need to make the call NOW to book the really expensive location for this stupid tv commercial shoot, or else the location is going to fall through and we won't have anywhere else to shoot."
Pat: "What's my drop dead deadline?"
Alison: (Heavy sigh) "5 PM."
Pat: "OK."

4:59 PM
Alison: "PAT!!!!"
Pat: "OK, let's book it. Right full rudder."
Alison: (Under breath) "Jesus f-ing christ."

by Little B Boy December 4, 2024

sloppy rudder

To motorboat an ass

Cody: dude, did you eat her ass?
Jordo: yeah, I motorboated it, gave her the ol' sloppy rudder!

by DonnieT December 7, 2024

Dutch rudder stranger

The act of sitting on ur hand till it goes numb while putting ur hand on another mans dick while he moves ur arm in a circular motion

Hey tony u wanna try a Dutch rudder stranger

by Hghghgfgfgs January 17, 2021

Ghost Rudder

When you are receiving a Dutch Rudder and both of your arms go numb.

Tommy and I were trying the Dutch Rudder but it was taking too long. When we both went numb it felt like a Ghost Rudder.

by thefuncanoe July 29, 2020

Step Rudder

Having your step sibling complete the act of masturbation by pulling up and down on the forearm, while the stepbro holds his own penis.

Stepbro gave Bunch a step Rudder, because they are two freaky Step siblings who like to try new things.

by IronMan2020! March 14, 2025

african rudder

The act of sticking your thumb up your Anus and having another male move your arm back and forth. Similar to the Dutch rudder.

Josh had Jimmy help him with an African rudder.

by The big rudder May 7, 2018

Jonny Rudder

That perverted redheaded guy at work that always wants to do the Dutch Rudder with you

Brenden keeps trying to get me to do the old Jonny Rudder with him, fucking perv!

by The Roc Nights March 27, 2019