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A grown man that wants to touch children.
Robert by whatevs2 July 24, 2020
A flaming faggot who is also a liar and only cares about themselves
you're being such a robert right now!
robert by bennyboolovesyou September 5, 2016
Originally a french name. This means a boy that is completely head over heels for this girl who is two years younger then him named Julie. He is adorable and sweet and amazing. Also him and his girlfriend Julie will get married and last forever. <33333333 (:
Hi, I'm Robert. I'm completely in love with my girlfriend Julie.

"That guy Robert is so cute!"
Robert by Jooley_14 February 8, 2013
A guy with a super small dick and isn't circumcised doesn't get no girls and gets fuck all day
That gay guy is a Robert
The biggest player you will ever meet. He'll lie just to get with you and then use you. never trust ANYONE named Robert Morsch.
Robert by fuckyourobertmorsch August 27, 2011
a man with a small penis who is so oly
hey thaT GUY IS SO OILY
YEgh he is a robert
robert by anonymous September 14, 2020