Ryan Reynolds is the pride of Canada, the saviour of Fox, The DILF of Oliver Crescent, the comedian of Vancouver and the superhero of British Columbia
by WTF99 May 22, 2022

by DragonDino21 May 19, 2023

A loving, kind, brave man who in all circumstances is open to helping one with anything he can. Is likely to start setting daycares ablaze but saves the babies after, and then proceeds to eat them.
by BigBitchSlayer69 February 26, 2022

A Mayor turned live streamer who embodies bold, passionate career changes while dominating any and all competition.
by MayorReynoldsTV January 10, 2021

Michael Reynolds is an amazing person. He can be a dick sometimes ok all the time but he is nice to his friends sometimes. He is stubborn, self absorbed, and is a really big narcissist. If he cuts you off you would feel horrible for about five minutes then cry for the rest of you life. Michael is a good listener and is a great friend he won't tell your secrets. He has a great sense of humor and is an overachiever. He believes he is better than everyone. He isn't sexy in sweatpants either. He isn't athletic and runs like a squid. he also has to wait forever to kiss his girlfriend bc he isnt that cute no one really knows why she went out with him anyway. He has friends but not a lot because he is self absorbed sometimes... He can also act really gay sorry not act; is gay with his buddy Donald Duck. He also doesn't want to be blessed... cause he's a FUCKING atheist.
"Hey did you see michael (mike) reynolds?"
"yea he looks like a dick but wanna be friends with him anyway"
"yea he looks like a dick but wanna be friends with him anyway"
by idontwannalikeyou:but i do December 5, 2018

by misticreyn April 6, 2019

by glizzymaster6969 February 11, 2021
