(1) slang: to disrespect someone (to diss)with a spiritual twist; to make fun of someone using religion or religious person(s)
(2) Creating of the ashes from palm frawns
(3) Smoking of marijuana or tobacco at specific time and place and savoring the experience.
(2) Creating of the ashes from palm frawns
(3) Smoking of marijuana or tobacco at specific time and place and savoring the experience.
If your friend says she hasn't been to church in a long time and is thinking about going back. You would say, "Did Jesus just think about dying for your sins?"
Dude that guy just took a smoke break and the way he savored that deathstick, it was a religious burn.
Dude that guy just took a smoke break and the way he savored that deathstick, it was a religious burn.
by HarveyB November 16, 2007
Get the religious burnmug. Religious Masturbation.
Speaking about the supposed superiority of your religion, for the sole pleasure of listening to yourself and showing off to other members of that religion.
A religious leader preaching to the saved
Etymology: the religious counterpart to masturbation; i.e. a process that is very pleasurable but doesn’t accomplish anything in the end.
Speaking about the supposed superiority of your religion, for the sole pleasure of listening to yourself and showing off to other members of that religion.
A religious leader preaching to the saved
Etymology: the religious counterpart to masturbation; i.e. a process that is very pleasurable but doesn’t accomplish anything in the end.
The preacher gave a nice example of religious masturbation; a preaching about conversion to the saved
by Lyreluthier October 15, 2019
Get the Religious Masturbationmug. A person who is addicted to a video-game to the extent that they worship it religiously. They will not admit or concede to the fact that they are in fact a religious player and are often also a nutist.
Patrick is a religious player.
Dude, I think Josh may be a religious player because he missed school yesterday for a in-game Fortnite event.
I heard yesterday that Gavin shit and pissed on his floor while playing Fortnite, I think that he might be a Religious Player.
Dude, I think Josh may be a religious player because he missed school yesterday for a in-game Fortnite event.
I heard yesterday that Gavin shit and pissed on his floor while playing Fortnite, I think that he might be a Religious Player.
by Nutler December 26, 2019
Get the Religious Playermug. Religious corruption is a form of extreme corruption that occurs when one religion starts working for the best interests of another more powerful religion. A defining characteristic of religious corruption is that those embracing it start maintaining secrets that are passed down from one generation to the next.
She says she's of religion A but her behavior is harmful of religion A and would actually make more sense if she was of religion B. Sounds like we have a case of religious corruption!
by NartDaFart May 10, 2023
Get the religious corruptionmug. by Lawnninja June 12, 2018
Get the Day religiousmug. Unlike what most dumbasses will tell you, religious pluralism is not the idea that ever religion is correct, but instead the idea that anyone can attain spiritual enlightenment no matter what religion they were raised to believe
(Average televangelist who probably only does it for the money): Religious pluralism can’t be true! Islam and Christianity believe two different things about Jesus, therefore I have the right to force my fundamentalist religious zeal on others!
Blake (very cool guy): Bro stfu
Blake (very cool guy): Bro stfu
by Urbandefiner1888 February 20, 2022
Get the Religious Pluralismmug. The feeling / Emotion that occurs when there is a mere 5 minutes left until the Cheese Lord arrives and you're behind on the 50 gallon order of fondue he placed for his followers ritual checklist.
oh fuck guys, i'm only on gallon 40 and there's only 2 minutes left! my religious existential panic is through the roof right now
by Gay_floor_cracker August 19, 2025
Get the Religious Existential Panicmug.