rectum ranger

A man who keeps patrol of his boyfriend's asshole. Often used in Canada.

"Is that a Mountie over there in the forest?"

"No Billy, it's my Rectum Ranger"

by D'Licious January 21, 2003

rectum wrecker

big rich is a rectum wrecker

by nunya September 04, 2003

Rectum Hopping

A competition where you see how much chocolate you can pack into as many different dudes in a given time limit.

I went rectum hopping yesterday and packed 2 cubic yards of fudge, now I have AIDs.

by Blood_Dew November 21, 2004

Rectum Tree

A tree that grows assholes, and a rectum is the asshole that falls off that tree.

Isaac: have you seen the Rectum Tree? its grows by the studio, and drops assholes everywhere.

by erecka. July 31, 2009

rectum sauce

saucey liquid coming from inside the rectum ballpark has a displeasing taste usually chincs enjoy the taste

Hey! My rectum sauce was leaking from my boxers in school today.

by poopbutt696969 June 02, 2008

rectum vagina

A really shitty vagina.

Oh grose, that was a real rectum vagina!

by zacon February 06, 2004

rectum splasher

the act of crappin water out ur asshole after eatin 20 lbs of asparagus and a steady diet of ms wenz fat hairy jew beaver

wow alex macgregor is a rectum splasher , he ate out ms wenz 5 times today and look at the puddle in his pants

by ass wetter August 10, 2003