rectum ranger

A man who keeps patrol of his boyfriend's asshole. Often used in Canada.

"Is that a Mountie over there in the forest?"

"No Billy, it's my Rectum Ranger"

by D'Licious January 21, 2003

rectum wrecker

by nunya September 4, 2003

A competition where you see how much chocolate you can pack into as many different dudes in a given time limit.

I went rectum hopping yesterday and packed 2 cubic yards of fudge, now I have AIDs.

by Blood_Dew November 21, 2004

A tree that grows assholes, and a rectum is the asshole that falls off that tree.

Isaac: have you seen the Rectum Tree? its grows by the studio, and drops assholes everywhere.

by erecka. July 31, 2009

saucey liquid coming from inside the rectum ballpark has a displeasing taste usually chincs enjoy the taste

Hey! My rectum sauce was leaking from my boxers in school today.

by poopbutt696969 June 3, 2008

Oh grose, that was a real rectum vagina!

by zacon February 6, 2004

the act of crappin water out ur asshole after eatin 20 lbs of asparagus and a steady diet of ms wenz fat hairy jew beaver

wow alex macgregor is a rectum splasher , he ate out ms wenz 5 times today and look at the puddle in his pants

by ass wetter August 10, 2003