quarantine time

time goes by differently in quarantine due to the coronavirus and everything being closed

“wow man, you’re up at 11pm?” “no bro, it’s 8pm in quarantine time”

by ghostynipple April 15, 2020

Quarantine

When the government raises the price of toilet paper and locks everyone up.

I hate being in quarantine.

by 123dogandcatlover March 7, 2022

Quarantine

When 2020 decided to end many lives. FU

2020 quarantine will end all of us

by Urban killer 911 October 6, 2020

modified enhanced community quarantine

The second harshest form of community quarantine in the Philippines

Metro Manila was placed under modified enhanced community quarantine from May 16 to May 31, 2020.

by Etewilak May 6, 2021

Covid-19 quarantine

Fuck it. Fuck being at home all the time.

Fuck the Covid-19 quarantine. Fuck being home all the time. I want to get the fuck out of this house. Fuck online school. Fuck zoom calls. Fuck my annoying family. Fuck it fuckity fuck fuck

by Avocado2004 March 15, 2021

Quarantine

bullshit

quarantine is bs

by Urban killer 911 December 7, 2020

Quarantine Cumshot

A cumshot so powerful it travels 6 feet, allowing you to fuck your girl while maintaining social distancing. Never aim at the eyes, as it could blind someone for life.

Yo, yesterday me and my girlfriend were a little horny, so I gave her a quarantine cumshot. It was like a bullet dude, it flew so fast.

by SirSwankington June 1, 2020