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NoT mY ProBlem

It is an infamous line by Johnny from NCT during their North American tour- Hit the states, when Mark said he kept losing all his bets ever since he came to N.America
MArk: I kEeP lOsINg AlL mY bETs

JohnNY: NoT mY pRobLem
by taeyongdilf June 24, 2021
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white problems

Idle complaints to be distinguished from real issues like famine, war and terminal illness which actually matter.

E.g. Feeling vaguely unhappy in your hedonistic lifestyle, having no money because you routinely blow it all on un-necessary crap, losing the Internet connection in your studio rooftop apartment.
Guy 1: "Leave Jake alone. He has problems"
Guy 2: "Real problems or white problems?"
Guy 1: "err..."
by steve825 September 3, 2011
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If there’s a problem there’s a product

Refers to the natural phenomenon that if you have a problem, no matter what it may be, if you go online, someone is selling something to fix your issue.
Person A: I can’t believe someone actually made sleeves for your can if soda!

Person B: You know what they say: If there’s a problem there’s a product!
by Resident Shitter February 10, 2023
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Brainular problem

The definition of someone ( like an engineer) who refuses to back down on a problem until a (lesser) person such as yourself has to prove how much of a moron they are.
I tried to tel him that wouldn't work and he got mad at me until I explained what his brainular problem was and proved it !!
by Plodo August 16, 2020
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Vikaasian problem

The conundrum of the observer seeing that which he does not remember and remembering that which he does not see.

Memory-appearance conundrum.
The Vikaasian problem asks why human beings remember the past and not the future. The future can be seen.
by sandraxine December 13, 2018
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Lasagna Problem

1. An issue or conflict that has many layers.

2. Not currently being in possession of lasagna
Ken's a nice guy most of the time, but he's really disrespectful towards women. My conscience won't let me be friends with him. But he gives me rides to work. But he steals our coworkers' food. What a lasagna problem.

I'm so hungry right now. I'd do anything for a warm slice of hearty, meaty, cheesy, Italian heaven.
by Not sick... yet February 23, 2017
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Dubai Problems

First world problems faced by residents of the United Arab Emirate, Dubai
I can't get my Lamborghini over speed bumps, typical Dubai problems.
by Dubai Problems July 15, 2019
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