portuguese heart shot

Hunting term;

Where an animal is running away from you, and you can skillfully place a shot (with the appropriate caliber) dead center in the clacker without wasting meat on either side.

This differs from a “Texas Heart Shot” where the shot is due to a lack of accuracy.

The Camel 🐪 was running away as he nominated “PORTUGUESE HEART SHOT!!” right as he lead pilled it in the dohnut hole.

by EXP101 April 22, 2018

Portuguese nut tugger

When a midget stretches your balls while having close pins on your nose and shaft

Me and wee man did a Portuguese nut tugger filming jackass 69

by NUT TUGGER July 28, 2018

Portuguese Snow Day

Following a Portuguese Breakfast, the decadent meal is shared between consenting adults in the form of a snowball.

Jack enjoyed Gary's Portuguese Breakfast so much that he insisted in letting his partner taste the decadent concoction for himself. The couple spent the better part of the morning in bed together enjoying a Portuguese Snow Day.

by spacehead74 November 25, 2019

portuguese snow blower

When you put cocaine in the end of a straw and blow it into her butthole and then proceed to stick it in. As needed.

I legit gave that bitch a Portuguese snow blower she didn’t feel a thing!

by crowley14 December 3, 2021

Portuguese Lip gloss

An act in which a man and woman masterbate together and once the two climax they smear their own love mayo with their index finger on each others lips. They then pucker up and smooch.

Julie and I were bored in the bedroom so we thought we might try a Portuguese Lip gloss

by lick my lips November 15, 2014

Portuguese Home Run

Any infield hit. (Preferably a bunt single)

Barnes just couldn't muster any power on that swing, but still managed to eek out a Portuguese Home Run to drive in the tying run.

by Jim & Todd September 7, 2007

Portuguese Marathon Runner

When three people most commonly two females and one male give each other blow jobs while releasing fecal matter.It is proper in most countries to switch off giving each other rim jobs after the act of release.

hey bro do you remember those girls I took home last night they both gave me a "Portuguese Marathon Runner" It was amazing.

by Reptar08 July 1, 2010