Pokemon

A disease most children catch between the ages of 5-8, then have another relapse at around age 14-16 because they can't afford drugs to calm the down.

7 Year old : Go charizard!!!!!!
12 year old: Pokemon is stupid!!!!!
15 year old: I don't have any weed, so I guess I'll just train my squirtle.

by Gotta catch 'em all April 22, 2010

Pokemon

The act of using an animal to fight another animal and knock it unconscious. Possibly enslaving the animal afterword, for later use against more animals.

That guy is so into Pokemon! He's such a creeper!

by TBSR March 18, 2010

Pokemon

When you sneeze.

Hmmm... I think I will go buy a donut.

by whoop de doo June 18, 2003

Pokemon

A game in which small children force creatures to fight to the death in tournaments. Similar to Dog Fighting.

I was playing Pokemon the other day and fucked the Elite Four over a table. (Pokemon Slang for kicked their asses.)

by RandomCrazyChicken May 1, 2010

Pokemon

A series that you stop liking when you turn 11 but can't deny how great the music is.

Person 1: Hey bro, did you hear about that new Pokemon game coming out soon?
Person 2: Pokemon... That's a name I haven't heard of in years...

by Infinity0706 December 22, 2018

Pokemon

A disease that started in Tokyo. It first infected Gameboys in Japan in 1995. Then in 1998 the disease infected Gameboys in America. Soon channel WB11 was infected too, and now Cartoon Network. The ever-so-popular "Gameboy Advance" systems got infected in 2002, and still is. In 1999 the disease started spreading via cardboard aka "Pokemon Trading Card Game". "Nintendo 64" and "Nintendo Gamecube" are infected too. The disease is also spreading via plastic and metal in the toy isles at Wal-Mart, K-mart, toys-r-us, and every other toy store. It is now July 2004, almost 10 years after the start of this addicting, argument instigating disease and it is still out there, but not as bad as its most powerful years(1999-2001).

Bill: Oh dude have you heard of the game series called Pokemon? its so cool!
Tom: Wait Bil-
Bill: *fucking dies*

by Someonenamedkyle June 18, 2018

Pokemon

Pokemon are fun loving creatures that fight. They have elements and cool moves. They are really cute and just awesome

POKEMON ARE DE BEST

by Mangeldash May 20, 2018