A disease most children catch between the ages of 5-8, then have another relapse at around age 14-16 because they can't afford drugs to calm the down.
7 Year old : Go charizard!!!!!!
12 year old: Pokemon is stupid!!!!!
15 year old: I don't have any weed, so I guess I'll just train my squirtle.
12 year old: Pokemon is stupid!!!!!
15 year old: I don't have any weed, so I guess I'll just train my squirtle.
by Gotta catch 'em all April 22, 2010
Get the Pokemon mug.The act of using an animal to fight another animal and knock it unconscious. Possibly enslaving the animal afterword, for later use against more animals.
by TBSR March 18, 2010
Get the Pokemon mug.A game in which small children force creatures to fight to the death in tournaments. Similar to Dog Fighting.
I was playing Pokemon the other day and fucked the Elite Four over a table. (Pokemon Slang for kicked their asses.)
by RandomCrazyChicken May 1, 2010
Get the Pokemon mug.Amazing cute creatures (Well, apart from Gyrados) that can kick butt.
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And now that we've got that randomness out of the way...
A Pokemon Pocket Monster is a creature that can use powers called 'Moves' and some can even evolve. These creatures are used as slaves by 10 year olds who want to have cage fights with wild magical animals :3
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And now that we've got that randomness out of the way...
A Pokemon Pocket Monster is a creature that can use powers called 'Moves' and some can even evolve. These creatures are used as slaves by 10 year olds who want to have cage fights with wild magical animals :3
by Suika999 September 25, 2017
Get the Pokemon mug.Person 1: Hey bro, did you hear about that new Pokemon game coming out soon?
Person 2: Pokemon... That's a name I haven't heard of in years...
Person 2: Pokemon... That's a name I haven't heard of in years...
by Infinity0706 December 22, 2018
Get the Pokemon mug.Pokemon are fun loving creatures that fight. They have elements and cool moves. They are really cute and just awesome
POKEMON ARE DE BEST
by Mangeldash May 20, 2018
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