Pokemon

A disease most children catch between the ages of 5-8, then have another relapse at around age 14-16 because they can't afford drugs to calm the down.

7 Year old : Go charizard!!!!!!
12 year old: Pokemon is stupid!!!!!
15 year old: I don't have any weed, so I guess I'll just train my squirtle.

by Gotta catch 'em all April 22, 2010

Pokemon

The act of using an animal to fight another animal and knock it unconscious. Possibly enslaving the animal afterword, for later use against more animals.

That guy is so into Pokemon! He's such a creeper!

by TBSR March 18, 2010

Pokemon

When you sneeze.

Hmmm... I think I will go buy a donut.

by whoop de doo June 18, 2003

Pokemon

A game in which small children force creatures to fight to the death in tournaments. Similar to Dog Fighting.

I was playing Pokemon the other day and fucked the Elite Four over a table. (Pokemon Slang for kicked their asses.)

by RandomCrazyChicken May 1, 2010

Pokemon

Amazing cute creatures (Well, apart from Gyrados) that can kick butt.
Also Emolga is mine
And now that we've got that randomness out of the way...
A Pokemon Pocket Monster is a creature that can use powers called 'Moves' and some can even evolve. These creatures are used as slaves by 10 year olds who want to have cage fights with wild magical animals :3

'You like Pokemon?"
"Let's be friends"

by Suika999 September 25, 2017

Pokemon

A series that you stop liking when you turn 11 but can't deny how great the music is.

Person 1: Hey bro, did you hear about that new Pokemon game coming out soon?
Person 2: Pokemon... That's a name I haven't heard of in years...

by Infinity0706 December 22, 2018

Pokemon

Pokemon are fun loving creatures that fight. They have elements and cool moves. They are really cute and just awesome

POKEMON ARE DE BEST

by Mangeldash May 20, 2018